Member Of The Week - Cliff Ettridge

PLATF9RM Member Of The Week is the ever so charming Cliff Etteridge. He has a spectacular array of shirts, here he is sporting one of them, we caught up with him on Friday to ask him a few questions and get to know him a little better.

CLIFF, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO?

I’m an employee engagement consultant, I help businesses communicate with their employees.

WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO PLATF9RM?

The wonderful Greg Sheridan who was a writer who worked with me, and he made me aware of PLATF9RM and was so passionate about that I had to come visit, and took one look and I stayed.

 

DID ADAM AND EVE HAVE NAVELS?

Yes, of course they did, otherwise where would you put your fluff.

 

WHAT RIDICULOUS THING HAS SOMEONE TRICKED YOU INTO BELIEVING?

The tooth fairy, consistently under delivered for me, and I was always told she exists, but every time I lost a tooth I never got anything even though the other kids did.

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IF YOU COULD KNOW THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH TO A QUESTION, WHAT WOULD YOU ASK?

What is the government's Brexit strategy.

 

YOU OWN A TIME MACHINE, WHAT EVENT DO YOU VISIT, PAST OR FUTURE?  

I wouldn’t mind going to my funeral, just so I could take note of who is crying and who is not.

 

WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?

There are no egos here.

 

IF YOU COULD BRING A MUSICIAN BACK FROM THE DEAD, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?

I’d bring back Mozart, because he was the original rock and roller and I’d love to have dinner with him.

 

WHEN YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES OF FREE TIME, HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR TIME?

It’s either in a record shop or a bike shop.

 

Don't forget to check back next week for our newest Member Of The Week.